Teenager won't make up his mind about the new Star Wars films until the Internet does

Written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 18 December 2019

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So, anyway, I sensed a chance in the Force....

Thomas Johnson, the son of Gary, and one of Chutney on the Fritz's more 'with it' teenagers, has decided that he won't make up his mind about whether or not he likes 'The Rise of Skywalker' until the internet decides for him.

The fourteen-year-old told us 'Yes, I could make up my own mind about a film that I probably won't remember watching in April, but I think that the internet should do all of the work for me. I mean, if I was 18 years old, I would have learnt who to vote for in the same way. Of course, if Sarah likes it, then I will like it. Sarah is proper lush'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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