Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 28 December 2017

image for Dennis the Menace is no longer a Menace, he's a 2018 Hoodie Thug!
Sorry Pooh, you just aint bad enough!!

Since 1938, Dennis the Menace, has been entertaining kids all over the planet with his mischievous behavior, naughty pranks, and generally doing things that 10 year-old boys loved to do!

Hiding frogs in mum and dad's bed, throwing paper pellets at teachers, teasing spotty girls wearing glasses, putting buckets of water on top of the classroom door before teacher enters, sticking worms in his mates lunch box, and much more.

However, the comic producers on a Bean-Oh, decided to bring Dennis up-to-date, and he is now a 10 year-old Hoodie Thug who spends all day sending profane text messages on his smartphone to spotty girls, boys, his parents and teachers. He takes selfies of himself, and his mates, popping pills, smoking pot, and binge boozing. He now hangs around shopping malls kicking grannies and granddads with their zimmerframes. Tells the 'Old Bill' to F of if they tell him to move on. Goes train-surfing, sprays rude graffiti all over town, skateboards where it is forbidden, on the Town Hall steps, and generally is a F'ing public nuisance just like many of his real-life peers!

Other comic characters are being zoomed into 2018 too! Topcat is now Alleycat, a notorious, Siamese drug dealer. Yogi Bear is now a lost Yeti because people are so stupid they still believe in it! Popeye is now a gay sailor and in love with Ollie not Olive. Tom and Jerry are now armed with Kalashnikov's with Tom being a Persian ISIS terrorist, and Jerry a giant US GI cat-catching rodent.

So there you have it, modern kids have no time for Menaces, they demand the real thing!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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