Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 9 October 2012

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Is it a daisy plant or a cannabis plant? OAP's cannot tell the difference!

Smokey Bedford, UK: An OAP couple who supposedly purchased a cannabis plant thinking that it was a daisy plant have been arrested after "kicking up" too much business selling the leaves of their "daisy" plant.

The plant just grew and grew and the visits from local "hoodies" grew too. Their neighbours complained of strange odours and smoke exiting the rear garden, floating across the fences and into their suburban, comfortable, non-smoking living rooms.

The local Drug Squad were informed and stormed the back garden of the OAP pair only to be confronted by a huge cannabis plant, several hooded youths and a massive cloud of blue smoke rising gently into the "high" Bedfordshire air.

When asked if they knew that the plant was cannabis and not a daisy plant the OAP's replied, "we had no idea, but thought it was great having the local youth come round for a cup of tea and garden parties before we 'kick the bucket' and then 'kick up daisies'!"

The plant was removed, the OAP's cautioned and the hooded youths in protest kicked the shit out of the local bus shelters!

More as we smell it....

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