Sucking on a banana in Egypt is forbidden in pop videos, sucking hairy coconuts is OK though!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 13 December 2017

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Egyptian monkeys do not fall under the ban, they can suck as many bananas in public as they want!

Female Egyptian pop stars have been banned from eating, sucking, or peeling bananas in their videos after a young, Egyptian, female pop singer, feeling hungry on set, decided to suck on one, and was imprisoned for the pleasure!

The Egyptian authorities claimed it was an offence for young females to suck on bananas in public, and sadly this young, beautiful pop star was caught on camera doing just that!

Jaggedone, sent his Egyptian, CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army), fav celeb reporter, Fez Tommy Akbah-Cooper, over to Cairo to find out what all the 'Madness' (Get it?) was about, and here his report:

"Ladies and gentleman, young females, sucking bananas in public results in a 2 year jail sentence but sucking on a hairy coconut is not. The Egyptian authorities claim a banana resembles a male phallus symbol, and sucking that is also forbidden! However, sucking the milk out of a hairy-ball-shaped-nut, is not illegal!

Young females hoping to stock up on potassium in public have been warned not to skin or rub up their bananas! Instead they should replace bananas with walnuts, but due the fact that walnuts resemble testicles, and human brains, which in Egypt are a rarity, (brains that is), have also been told to only crack nuts between their knees under a long skirt, thus preventing gaga Egyptian males for misinterpreting the meaning of cracked nuts (ouch!), and slipping in on a banana skin!

Cleopatra, was last seen turning in her grave sucking 2 coconuts with a banana as dessert!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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