“George Washington never looked so good,” both Melania Trump and Michael “Michelle” Obummer agreed, after seeing the first U.S. president "up close and personal."
"I knew he was tall," Michael said, "but I had no idea he was that big. I think he m...
Female Egyptian pop stars have been banned from eating, sucking, or peeling bananas in their videos after a young, Egyptian, female pop singer, feeling hungry on set, decided to suck on one, and was imprisoned for the pleasure!
The Egyptian author...
WASHINGTON - appalled by the death of a women after a beating by her family in Pakistan, Wayne La P'nis, Head Phallus of the Rifle Club of America (RCA) offered to send assault weapons to that country.
"There are many honor killings of women in...
EDINA, MN -- Feminists have charged that Dairy Queen is sexist.
The very name of the soft-serve ice cream company, Sheila Battle-Axe, Professor of Women's Studies at the University of Feminist Studies, says, is "insulting to women." "Queen," she p...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - At the invitation of former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, her "good friend," artist H. R. Giger has agreed to license his artwork for use in another of his series of so-called "Giger Gay Bars."
If the bar does well, Pelosi...
The National Worm Society has announced the discovery of a new species of worm, a member of phylum Priapulida, a phallus worm. The news was met with great joy among the biological community, and the National Worm Society was asked to give the species...
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