It has emerged that the actors who make a lot of money playing superheroes, aren't actually super-heroes, says a shock report.
Actors of the calibre of George Clooney, Robert Downey Jnr, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, and Ben Affleck are just normal people who get a lot of money to wear stupid clothes, and go around pretending to fight other people and blow up random shit, says the report.
The report, written and researched by RandomBullshitandcobblers.com
also stated that paper-clips are pieces of wire bent under a full moon by fairies, who during the day make staples.
Donald Trump read the report and said: 'I believe this report. It was written by good people. Quality people'.
