Written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 14 September 2017

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David Mitchell, yesterday.

Professional angry man David Mitchell has been cast as the lead in the forthcoming Speed 3.

The star of Peep Show, Back, Upstart Crow, any panel show that needs a bit of extra bile and vitriol, and any thing that features his wife, Victoria will star as Robert Webb, a bus driver who learns that his head will explode if he is made angry, about anything.

So, he has to find a place where there is no talk about Brexit, close friend John Oliver's successful career in America, or how he plays exactly the same role in everything he stars in.

Mitchell's comedy sidekick, who has a new book out, Robert Webb said: 'Yes, David is always playing himself on Television, and now he is playing a character with my name. Can you guess at the japes we have? I have a new book out. Have you read it? No, neither has Olivia Coleman, and we starred in that Peep Show together'.

When asked, Speed star Sandra Bullock said:'There are not the droids you are looking for'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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