Written by Leo Montford

Sunday, 1 November 2015

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"Da Gaz Man" with all that is sacred to him.

It has become clear to many that the number of comedians who are women on British television has increased in the last few years with a number of humorous and funny women becoming regulars on panel shows on a number of TV channels, but not everybody is happy about this.

Gary West who is known by his friends as "Da Gaz Man" claims "Women just Aren't Funny" and they "Don't belong on TV".

Da Gaz Man, whose favourite comedians include Lee Evans, Lee Nelson, Dapper Laughs, Keith Lemon and Micheal McIntyre and his favourite TV shows being Family Guy and Top Gear claims that "Birds just make jokes about their minge all the time. Lee Evans never does that. He just makes jokes about his cock and how long it takes women to get ready".

Da Gaz Man also claims that women should "make him a sandwich!" and they should "stop complaining about the immense physical pain that menstruation brings on a monthly basis!" Da Gaz Man then diverted his attention to his copy of The Sun and then licked Page 3 and then spilt his cider on his t-shirt that had the "The Man" written on it with an arrow pointing at his head and "The Legend" with an arrow pointing down towards his groin.

However, Da Gaz Man isn't as closed minded as you might think as he then said that he finds "the bird" from Mrs Brown's Boys to be "well bantz" but then finalized his comments by stating that "She is the only one that's funny though".

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Topics: TV, Comedy, Comedians




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