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Funny story: Cat Put Amongst Pigeons

Cat Put Amongst Pigeons

Animal Rights campaigners were 'up in arms' in Cumbria yesterday afternoon, after they were made aware of the plight of a neighbourhood cat that had been put amongst some pigeons. According to the activists, the Carlisle cat was an unwilling parti...

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Funny story: De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected

De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected

After failing to follow through on the promise he made on the day he took mayoral office in 2014, to eliminate New York City's cruel and archaic carriage horse industry, Mayor Bill de Blasio has vowed to bring every last NYC carriage horse with him t...

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Funny story: Homo Sapien Objects to Being Treated like an Animal

Homo Sapien Objects to Being Treated like an Animal

Carl Freeman, a 43-year-old Homo sapien inhabiting Nashville, Tennessee, objected to being treated like an animal at the Amazon shipping center where he works. "Management sees us as mere commodities," said an irate Carl regarding the attitude the...

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Funny story: Meat-Lover Sends Thoughts and Prayers to Suffering Farmed Animals

Meat-Lover Sends Thoughts and Prayers to Suffering Farmed Animals

"Just because I eat meat doesn't mean I don't care about animals," said Josh Driscoll of Nashville, Tennessee. "I hate when people stereotype me just because I enjoy a good steak. Vegans are so judgmental." Driscoll went on to explain that every t...

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Funny story: New York Man Finds Peace and Tranquility by Gazing at Imprisoned Sea Animals in Glass Tank

New York Man Finds Peace and Tranquility by Gazing at Imprisoned Sea Animals in Glass Tank

Like many in New York City, 42-year-old Chris Lowell has a stressful life with a long work commute, dead-end job, and strained family relationships, but he finds enormous peace and tranquility by gazing at imprisoned sea animals in a glass tank in hi...

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Funny story: Health Vegan Acts Self-Righteous but Secretly Doesn't Give a Fuck about Animals

Health Vegan Acts Self-Righteous but Secretly Doesn't Give a Fuck about Animals

Derek Casey of Nashville, Tennessee,  who transitioned to a whole-food, plant-based diet two years ago after his doctor threatened him with a lifetime of insulin medication, dialysis and limb amputations if he didn't get his type 2 diabetes under con...

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Funny story: Open-Minded Boyfriend Supports Girlfriend in Her Vegan Hobby

Open-Minded Boyfriend Supports Girlfriend in Her Vegan Hobby

In order to support his vegan girlfriend, Kayla Meadows, in her hobbies, Nick Canto attended a plant-based nutrition conference with Kayla, tolerantly setting aside that, while Kayla seeks to live a life of non-violence in every respect, including wh...

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Funny story: Nonchalant Nashville Vegan Makes Plant-Based Living Look Like a Breeze

Nonchalant Nashville Vegan Makes Plant-Based Living Look Like a Breeze

In a city famous for hot chicken, barbecue, and buttermilk biscuits with gravy, nonchalant Nashville vegan Kenny Felton has been turning heads not only for successfully sticking to his plant-based diet, but for making it look like an absolute breeze.

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Funny story: Man Liked Ostrich-skin Shoes, But Was Conscious Of How 'Wrong' They Were

Man Liked Ostrich-skin Shoes, But Was Conscious Of How 'Wrong' They Were

A man has told how a pair of shoes he saw for sale in a Bangkok shop window immediately grabbed his attention, but at the very same time, pricked his conscience when he thought about the material from which they had been made. Moys Kenwood, 50, wa...

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Funny story: Fight for Animal Rights: Ogle a Poster Girl

Fight for Animal Rights: Ogle a Poster Girl

An animal rights organization (ARO) which shall remain nameless (it's best not to encourage them!) frequently makes outrageous claims, features celebrity spokespersons, makes false comparisons, and showcases relatively well-known celebrities. (The celebrities are the main reason I enjoy checking out this organization's posters: most of them are not only young, beautiful, and female, but they're al...

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Funny story: Religious Leaders Threaten to Impeach God

Religious Leaders Threaten to Impeach God

His purportedly eternal tenure notwithstanding, God may be at risk of losing His job as ruler of the planet, as a number of religious leaders have threatened to impeach Him if they don't see a marked improvement in His performance. Environmentally...

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Funny story: Latest Holistic Health Craze! Increasing Number of Americans Opt for Closed-Heart Surgery

Latest Holistic Health Craze! Increasing Number of Americans Opt for Closed-Heart Surgery

According to a recent report from the National Institute of Health, in this age of mass shootings, climate chaos and downward-spiraling human health, an increasing number of Americans have opted to undergo a cutting-edge elective procedure known as c...

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Funny story: Animal Rights Activist Cuts Off Own Arm and Cooks It

Animal Rights Activist Cuts Off Own Arm and Cooks It

An animal rights activist is recovering in the psychiatric wing of the local hospital after cutting off her own arm and eating it. The patient, who asked to remain anonymous, said she just wanted to know what suffering animals go through. The...

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Funny story: Milked cows run stampede at a Lancashire ATM!

Milked cows run stampede at a Lancashire ATM!

Police were called out to a filling up station on the M61 near Chorley, Lancashire, yesterday as a herd of dissatisfied cows attempted to raid an ATM! The cows broke out of their paddock claiming the farmer paid them less than the minimum wage for...

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Funny story: NYC creating jobs for its carriage-less horses

NYC creating jobs for its carriage-less horses

New York - Animal activists came one step closer to ridding Central Park of the carriage horse trade, proposing a variety of new employment opportunities in other fields for the equines. "It's all about jobs and the dignity of work for these noble...

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Funny story: 800-Pound MALL Alligator Emails The Spoof

800-Pound MALL Alligator Emails The Spoof

The gator (nicknamed Godzilla) nabbed outside a Houston-area mall has a lot to say about humans. Here are some direct quotes from his email to The Spoof: -- "They muzzled me, which is why I'm using email for all my communications at this point. Phooey." -- "They blasted my weight all over the Internet. What nerve! I plan to sue for invasion of privacy." -- "I was just minding my own busin...

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Funny story: Should We Eat Animals That Piss Us Off? Dolphin 'Smack Chatter' Reopens The Debate

Should We Eat Animals That Piss Us Off? Dolphin 'Smack Chatter' Reopens The Debate

We have come to think of dolphins as intelligent mammals; the sages of the sea, who have even been known to save a human or two caught in troubled waters. That status is now under review following groundbreaking research about to be published by The...

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