Book world mourns famous author Gonetu Grass

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 13 April 2015

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A gross of Black Russian Sobranie

Luebeck, Germany - Dead famous German author Gonetu Grass has died aged 87 his agent said today.

A virulent opponent of German reunification Grass became well known for writing three books about Nazis.

And outing Mrs Merkel as an SS slag.

Fellow Pullitzer-winning writer Doris Lessing even wrote a tribute to him in her best-selling memoir 'The Grass Is Singing'.

A signed copy written in High German is on display at the Bundestag.

Later in life Grass developed subsidence problems with his mustache - which got up the Chief Rabbi's nose close to the Wailing Wall in Israel.

Along with a sackful of cocaine and a gross of Black Russian Sobranie.

His widow Winnifrid is 69.

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