Brangelina on the brink of divorce over Fargo incident!

Written by Jack Allen

Monday, 28 April 2014

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Brangelina, Hollywood's most famous couple, are on the brink of divorce as Angelina was spotted by Brad giving herself an inward two finger salute watching her ex, Billy Bob Thornton, in Fargo.

Fargo, a TV adaptation of the regularly overrated movie, stars Billy Bob bossing the absolute shit out of everyone he meets, which according to critics will "moisten even the most Catholic of vaginas".

Hollywood reporters have dubbed this potential marital split as "Hollywood biggest ever divorce" in terms of revenue for magazines, newspapers and television coverage. However, the split is yet to be confirmed as Angelina and Brad are yet to make a public statement on the issue as they allegedly attempt to work through this problem privately.

In contrast, Billy Bob Thornton has fanned the flames by offering Angelina a private limo ride with him to her next movie premiere. "Whatever shite that may be," Thornton added.

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