Police Academy #666 the Curse of De Blasio

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 29 December 2014

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New York's Mayor Bill de Blasio sure has screwed up big time

New York - The latest sequel in the wildly successful Police Academy movie series is being shot in New York City under the direction of big screen legend the Reverend Al Sharpton.

Starring NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio the opening scene was being filmed at Madison Square Garden this morning where thousands of new NYPD graduates suddenly booed the 'traitor' mayor during his official address.

Supporting roles by ex-top cop Bill Bratton and Mrs Chirlaine de Blasio's rent-a-crowd pals saw Hizzoner get a standing ovation as two thousand graduates turned their backs on the mayor.

Before dropping their pants and mooning the guy.

Commenting on the movie's topical agenda someone at NYPD HQ said ithe movie was bound to be a box orifice smash hit.

Al Sharpton's proctologist is 69.

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