Prince George Sent Home From Australian Royal Tour For Shitting Pants

Funny story written by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

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Fuming

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have sent son Prince George back home to London after he defecated in his diaper during their tour of New Zealand and Australia; The Royal Couple calling the future King's behaviour "Unacceptable."

The pooping occurred on the first official public engagement of their 19-day tour of New Zealand and Australia.

This is not the first time a member of the British Royal Family has been returned home from a Royal tour for 'potty' indiscretions.

In 2006, Prince Philip, the Queen's husband, was sent home from a tour of Peru after he shit his pants during a late nigh drinking binge.

In 1984, the late Queen Mother was also banned from Finland after she took a dump behind a snow plough.

Eight-month-old Prince George appeared to remain calm as he boarded the royal flight back to London where a 'darn good thrashing' awaits him.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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