Demi Moore's $75m San Remo triplex is haunted

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 9 May 2014

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Some creepy anonymous guy who fell from a balcony and now haunts Demi

New York - She's finally doing a runner amid reports of a ghost creeping her out at the lavish Central Park West apartment, part of the stunning Emery Roth-designed Art Deco building.

Today New York Toast sources said the San Remo triplex has just been listed at $75 million - a total bargain, considering.

Moore is even throwing a ground floor two bedder that she owns into the ring along with the garaged Ferrari Testarossa, a vintage Rolls Royce, a 2013 model Porsche, two Harley Davidsons and a brand new Ducati.

Plus all her Polaroidsfellow San Remo neighbors like Steven Spielberg, the late Steve Jobs, Donna Karan, Glenn Close, Tiger Woods and Diane Keaton.

AND that creepy anonymous guy who fell from a top floor balcony and now spooks out Demi each time she goes to the loo...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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