Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 20 April 2014

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San Francisco's famous Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum.

SAN FRANCISCO - Miley Cyrus performed before a sold-out crowd at San Francisco's Veni Vidi Vici Coliseum.

She thanked the audience for being there and said that the twerking injury she had received at a West Hollywood night club was not enough to keep her from performing for her fantastically dedicated fans.

According to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk Cyrus had sprained her Melanalgis Stipavica and had to be rushed to L.A.'s Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital.

Miley spoke backstage with Miss Chipotle and told her that she loves twerking so much that she would have performed at the Veni Vidi Vici even if she'd had to do it with her butt in a cast.

SIDENOTE: Miss Chipotle said that Miley is scheduled to visit The Playboy Mansion where she will twerk the one and only legendary Hugh Hefner himself.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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