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Drones Find a New Career Opportunity

Funny story: Drones Find a New Career Opportunity

It happened when drones (y'know, those flying thingies of all shapes and sizes) read about one of their own that was able to rescue two teenagers from a rough surf in Australia. The drone provided a rescue for the swimmers in trouble by quickly throw...

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Dawkins/Dennett/Pinker/Harris Boyband Release Baywatch Tribute

In order to facilitate the public communication and popularisation of science (as distinguished from mere 'vulgarisation,' science forbid… Professors Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Steven Pinker and Sam Harris have formed a (post-)80s boyband supergroup: the Non-Dumb-Dumb-Boys. In doing so, they intend to convince arrogant, complacent, self-indulgent pomo humanities scholars and students o...

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Pamela Anderson To Star With Ron Jeremy In 'The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha'

Funny story: Pamela Anderson To Star With Ron Jeremy In 'The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Left Coast Libido Films in association with G-Spot Pictures has just announced that Pamela Anderson will be starring with Ron Jeremy in Bandini Borrapelli's The Adventures of Heidi's iHooha. Borrapelli recently appeared on The Gor...

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Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

Funny story: Pamela Anderson May Do A Skin Flick - But Only Because She Needs The Money

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson says that she now wishes that the salary she received for starring in the beach television show Baywatch had been much more than it was. Anderson, who is 46, told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has...

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Pamela Anderson States That She Was Twerking When Miley Cyrus Was Just A Fetus

Funny story: Pamela Anderson States That She Was Twerking When Miley Cyrus Was Just A Fetus

MALIBU BEACH - Former Baywatch beach babe Pamela Anderson shakes her head and cannot figure out what the fuss about Miley Cyrus is all about. The blonde bombshell recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a Burger Bandit in Mal...

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The Sensuously Sultry Pamela Anderson Gets Married Again!

Funny story: The Sensuously Sultry Pamela Anderson Gets Married Again!

HOLLYWOOD - The woman who is still known as The Baywatch Babe, Pamela Anderson has just announced that she is taking the title Mrs. for a fourth time. The 43-year-old sensuously sultry blonde remarried ex-husband Rick Salomon once again. Anders...

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Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her New Pixie Haircut Has Made Her Feel Sexier

LOS ANGELES - Pamela Anderson is credited with taking a regular bikini swimsuit and transforming it into an erotic accessory to her sensuous body. The former Bay Watch beauty recently said that there were days on the show when she would wear her s...

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Pamela Anderson Has Admitted That She Can Identify With Honey Boo Boo

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Has Admitted That She Can Identify With Honey Boo Boo

BEVERLY HILLS - Former Baywatch star, Pamela Anderson recently revealed that she is a big fan of the reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and of the show's little pint-sized star Alana Thompson. Anderson said that she watches every episode and sh...

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Sultry Pamela Anderson Back In The Saddle With Her Ex-Hubby Rick Salomon

Funny story: Sultry Pamela Anderson Back In The Saddle With Her Ex-Hubby Rick Salomon

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson at 46, is like the Eveready Bunny, the mature lady just keeps on going and going and lately she has been going quite a bit with one of her ex-husbands, film producer Rick Salomon. Salomon, 44, recently told Pico de...

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Pamela Anderson and Rob Pattinson Caught French Kissing Up A Storm!

Funny story: Pamela Anderson and Rob Pattinson Caught French Kissing Up A Storm!

SANTA MONICA - Pamela Anderson is back in the news and the former Baywatch babe is extremely happy about it. Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita Guacamole reported Anderson was spotted on the famed Santa Monica Pier passionately making out with Twi...

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Pamela Anderson Predicts She'll Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Predicts She'll Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The always sultry looking Pamela Anderson recently stated that she is 45 going on 35. The actress, producer, author, and skimpy bikini swimsuit model was excited at being invited to participate in this year's Dancing With The Stars: The A...

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Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her Nude Posing Days Are Definitely Over

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Confesses That Her Nude Posing Days Are Definitely Over

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson was recently interviewed by iRumors at an IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant in West Hollywood. Anderson sat at the bar in a zebra striped tube top and matching short shorts as she spoke with reporter Taffeta Kixx. She w...

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Pamela Anderson Denies Any Intimate Involvement With Piers Morgan

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Denies Any Intimate Involvement With Piers Morgan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson recently confessed that she is so tired of the way she has been ignored in Tinsel Town that she is seriously considering returning to her native Canada. The 44-year-old starlet is probably best noted for strutting...

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David Hasselhoff Joins Reopen Morecambe Campaign

Funny story: David Hasselhoff Joins Reopen Morecambe Campaign

Baywatch legend David Hasselhoff has pledged his support for a campaign to reopen Morecambe, the North Lancashire town and Britain's Most Decrepit Seaside Resort 2005. Morecambe, voted Britain's Most Desolate Ghost Town in 1999, has been closed si...

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'Baywatch-Nude Beach Patrol' Comes to Cable in January

Funny story: 'Baywatch-Nude Beach Patrol' Comes to Cable in January

Producers of the wildly popular television series Baywatch are currently in the process of developing a spin-off titled Baywatch-Nude Beach Patrol. Film crews have been busy filming a 2-hour premiere episode on private L.A. County beaches. While t...

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David Hasselhoff to produce more politically correct, 'Boy-Watch'

Funny story: David Hasselhoff to produce more politically correct, 'Boy-Watch'

David Hasselhoff is rumoured to be in talks to produce a more 'politically-correct' version of the 90's phenomenon, Bay-Watch. The original programme, starring Hasselhoff as hunky lifeguard Mitch Bucannon, centered on the work of a team of lifegua...

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Pamela Anderson Rehearses "Sister Act" for their "Baywatch" Breakout Movie Cameo

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Rehearses "Sister Act" for their "Baywatch" Breakout Movie Cameo

Malibu, California - As the Southern California sun slowly rises and there is still a faint mist visible in the air, the shapely silhouette of Pamela Anderson can be seen jogging along the shoreline of Malibu beach. "I haven't seen her train like...

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"Baywatch" The Movie is Going Black?

Funny story: "Baywatch" The Movie is Going Black?

Yalta, Ukraine - "We're taking it back home where the first Caucasians ran freely on the beach," said Roger Meyers, a location scout for the new Baywatch movie. "Where Babushkas, then in their prime, wore little more than head scarves and no body be...

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