The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

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Sunday, 30 March 2014

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Van Fleet AKA The Worm!

Leslie Van Fleet, whom Justin Bieber likes to call the worm because he's always digging into stuff, has admitted that he and Bieber became chums when Bieber heard him snoring in a dumpster in Los Angeles.

"Yes, I'm a genuine dumpster diver but the time Bieber was doing a show near there and I got cold and found some cover to put down and to pull over me (an old coat) and was sleeping peacefully when Justin woke me up."

What's his name?

"Let's keep it as the Worm cause my family might not be too proud of their son, the dumpster diver."

That was apparently the only name that Leslie Van Fleet was known by until recently.

The Worm has been staying with Bieber and taking care of all the dirty little jobs that Bieber needs done like helping with a prank and make sure Bieber has fresh shorts and socks each morning.

Until a couple of months ago, Worm disappeared.

Then, one Leslie Van Fleet name came on the ebay site and had proof that he had genuine Justin Bieber's once worn shorts and socks and lots of other things for sale.

Leslie told his family he had been out touring the world and they are very proud of their son.

"Leslie has money coming out his rear end", claims his dad.

"Close!", grinned Leslie.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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