Russell Brand Offers Miley Cyrus $900 If She'll Twerk Him

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 16 March 2014

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Miley is the Undisputed Princess of Twerking. (Photo provided by Robin Thicke).

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand said that he really got excited at watching Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissing.

Brand who was married to Katy told Bedroom Pillow Talk that he always had a feeling that his honey liked to make out with girls.

He noted that on their wedding night he caught her kissing one of her bridesmaids full on the lips and afterwards remarking I kissed a girl and I liked it.

Russell said that he heard from one of Miley's band members that she (Miley) has twerked way more females than males.

Brand said that lately he has been fantasizing about getting twerked by the infamous twerking princess.

He said that he even texted her and told her that he would pay her $900 if she would twerk him.

SIDENOTE: As of press time, Miley had not responded to Brand's offer but knowing that Miss Cyrus has some extremely active female hormones it's just a matter of time.

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