Juan Pablo of The Bachelor Finally Reveals Why He Cannot Tell Nikki Ferrell That He Loves Her

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Tuesday, 11 March 2014

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LOS ANGELES - The reason why The Bachelor's Juan Pablo Galavis refuses to tell Nikki Ferrell that he loves her has finally been revealed.

Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that he talked to Juan Pablo who gave him the reason.

The Venezuelan bachelor did not want to reveal it on the show or on the show's finale because it is very personal to him.

Juan Pablo told de Gallo that before he went on the show he made a promise to his little girl Muñequita (Little Doll) that he would not tell another woman he loved her until she became his wife.

He said he did this out of respect for his ex-wife the mother of his daughter.

Juan Pablo said that he resents the show's host Chris Harrison trying to trick him into telling Nikki that he loves her.

He commented that he will say those three little words to Nikki on their wedding day and not before.

Juan Pablo added that if Chris The Piss is not happy with that then he can go jump off The Statue of Liberty.

SIDENOTE: Pico de Gallo noted that Nikki is fine with Juan Pablo not saying he loves her because she knows he does. She then mentioned that everyone else who does not understand simply needs to build a bridge and get over it.

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