The Bachelor's Juan Pablo Picks The Slender Blonde Nikki Ferrell

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 11 March 2014

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Nikki shaving her legs before the Bachelor's finale show.

LOS ANGELES - The Bachelor came down to Claire Crawley a hairstylist from Sacramento, California and Nikki Ferrell, a pediatric nurse from Kansas City, Missouri.

And Nikki will be going back to Kansas City with a great big smile on her face as she was chosen by the bachelor from Venezuela Juan Pablo Galavis.

Nikki has been criticized by many viewers because she has not colored her dark haired roots which are quite visible on her blonde mane.

She told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she has been much too busy to go to the hair salon and get them colored.

Chipotle wondered why she had not asked fellow contestant Claire to color them since she is after all a hairstylist.

Ferrell smiled and said that she was afraid that Claire would do something to her to cause her to go bald so that Juan Pablo would end up choosing her.

In the end JP choose Nikki saying that she had a much better looking body and was one of the best French kissers he has ever kissed; even better than his high school history teacher Miss Maria Carmelita De La Papaya.

SIDENOTE: The happy couple said that now that they can be seen together the first restaurant they are going to eat at will be Burger Bandit.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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