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Funny story: £200 for a haircut? You must be joking!

£200 for a haircut? You must be joking!

As news comes in the former Manchester City defender Micah Richards spends £200 a week on haircuts. One Manchester resident pays just £2 and insists it’s the best in town! Jed Ollerenshaw, 18, from Ardwick, a town just one mile outside the city c…

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Funny story: Renowned Scientists And Fabulous Hairdressers Reveal The Truth; The Man-Bun Is Deadly!

Renowned Scientists And Fabulous Hairdressers Reveal The Truth; The Man-Bun Is Deadly!

Scientist from the U.S., Europe, and Oakville, Ontario, Canada have joined forces with their hairdressing counterparts to warn the world at large that the scourge of the 21st century, the dopey-looking, douchie hairstyle known as 'The Man-Bun' is not…

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Funny story: Hairdressers Now Offering 'Other Services'

Hairdressers Now Offering 'Other Services'

The Coronavirus Lockdown is finally over, for some businesses, and, as hairdressers got back to work last week complete with their face masks, it became apparent that many in the trade have 'branched out' into other areas of the hospitality trade.

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Funny story: President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

Breaking: That the immaculate Emmanuel Macron, President of France, would find a rejoinder to Mr. Trump goes without saying. The two are currently discussing the nuclear disarmament deal with Iran and whether to modify it or drop it. Review: A...

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Funny story: She Loves Me… She Loves Me Not: Options For Breaking-Up With Your Hairdresser

She Loves Me… She Loves Me Not: Options For Breaking-Up With Your Hairdresser

August is full of important events such as the summer Olympics, presidential campaign rallies, and for some, the first day of school. However, the most significant day of the month is August 21st. August 21st marks National Brazilian Blowout Day. This is the process where a highly trained hairstylist applies potentially hazardous chemicals to your curly tresses taking them from frizz to fab. T...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Headed To Camp David

Barack Obama Headed To Camp David

US President Barack Obama is said to be on his way to Camp David for an emergency haircut. The President woke Secret Service Agents this morning, complaining that he "needed a haircut - right now!" and screamed "Get Air Force 1 - I am going to Cam...

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Funny story: The Bachelor's Juan Pablo Picks The Slender Blonde Nikki Ferrell

The Bachelor's Juan Pablo Picks The Slender Blonde Nikki Ferrell

LOS ANGELES - The Bachelor came down to Claire Crawley a hairstylist from Sacramento, California and Nikki Ferrell, a pediatric nurse from Kansas City, Missouri. And Nikki will be going back to Kansas City with a great big smile on her face as she...

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Funny story: SNP to open chain of hairdressing salons

SNP to open chain of hairdressing salons

Alex Salmond today revealed plans for The Scottish National Party to open a chain of hair and beauty salons around Scotland. The move follows on from yesterday's comments made by celebrity hairdresser, Nicky Clarke, who said that "Scots are not...

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Funny story: Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Lindsay Lohan has been missing for a couple of weeks -not even in court -so some friends and fans have been concerned. However, a recent article with a photo of some girl named "Betty" has them believing she has either lost her memory or just wants a...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Says She Is Looking For An R-Rated Movie To Star In

Paris Hilton Says She Is Looking For An R-Rated Movie To Star In

BEVERLY HILLS - The Hair Stylist To The Stars, FuFi Fondue, has just revealed that Paris Hilton is desperate to get back into the limelight. The flamboyant hair stylist said that Paris was in his salon a few days ago and (Paris) cannot believe the...

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Funny story: Stacy Keibler Reveals The Real Reason Why She Dumped Boyfriend George Clooney

Stacy Keibler Reveals The Real Reason Why She Dumped Boyfriend George Clooney

BEVERLY HILLS - Stacy Keibler went to visit her hair stylist FuFi Fondue, who is known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars. She has known Fondue for a long time and he is the only person in Tinsel Town who she allows to give her a bikini wax. Keib...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher's Girlfriend Mila Kunis Says There Is No Baby Bump

Ashton Kutcher's Girlfriend Mila Kunis Says There Is No Baby Bump

BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis and her boyfriend Two and A Half Men star Ashton Kutcher were spotted walking hand-in-hand on Rodeo Drive while singing the hit song "Call Me Maybe." The happy couple engaged in some PDA (public display of affection) jus...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus, who has cut off most of her hair, was sitting in the Haven of Hair Saloon getting some touch ups to her new hair cut and hairdo by FuFi Fondue, the man known as The Hair Stylist To The Stars. She was reading a copy of...

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Funny story: Hairdresser has a long wait for extensions

Hairdresser has a long wait for extensions

A Long Sutton hairstylist will have to wait at least another six weeks before she gets a decision regarding her application for an extension to her license to provide hair extensions. Eva Longstrand, who specializes in extra-long hair extensions,...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Agrees To Enroll In An Anger Management Class

Kathy Griffin Agrees To Enroll In An Anger Management Class

LOS ANGELES - Kathy Griffin has admitted that the stress from appearing on the cable show My Life On The D List has finally gotten to her. She was recently at the Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills where she was getting her hair done. Her hai...

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Funny story: Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Botox for Hair now on offer in UK hairdressers

Hairdressers across the UK have widely accepted the latest beauty treatment to come out of L'Orful, the US beauty product developers, called Botox For Hair. "It's a fantastic solution to the problem of limp hair," said Vital Saloon, hairdresser to...

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Funny story: Hair extensions reduce intelligence

Hair extensions reduce intelligence

Concern is spreading after a recent survey from Lancaster Hairdressing University that hints at an inverse relationship between hair extension length and IQ. "We've not tied down the mechanism yet," said Graham Henry Boardman, who invented hair st...

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