Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 10 March 2014

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Woody quips that he would have loved to but no he did not father a child with blonde sex goddess Marilyn Monroe.

NEW YORK CITY - Writer and director Woody Allen has told The Right Coast Revue that he is starting to feel like a combination of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Senator John Edwards who both fathered children with other women while they were married.

The Left Coast rumor mills are now charging that the skinny as the dickens 78-year-old Allen is the real father of Kim Kardashian's baby North West.

The supermarket tabloid Say What, which wrote that Woody had fathered a baby with the 50's bombshell babe Marilyn Monroe, has now written that Kanye West is not the father of Kim Kardashian's baby and that Woody Allen is the baby's biological father.

This has really come as one hell of a surprise to both Woody and to his ex-wife Mia Farrow's step-daughter and now Allen's wife Soon-Y-Previn.

Woody told Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue that he knows he is not the father of Kim's baby because he has never cared for big butted women.

He also said that he has always liked Asian woman such as his wife and former girlfriends Ling Ding Yin, Hoshi Kita, and Kyoko Matsumitsu.

SIDENOTE: When Kanye West read the article in the supermarket tabloid he laughed and said that in the groin department Woody is closer to being a woman than he is to being a man.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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