Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 24 February 2014

image for Kim Kardashian Says The Reason Why Joan Rivers Is So Hateful Is Because She Has Cellulite On Her Tongue
A recent photo taken of Joan Rivers on her way to the botox clinic in Los Angeles.

HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian is highly upset at the stupid remarks made by Joan Rivers about her baby North West.

Rivers, who is known as the Queen of Mean, among other things, said on an L.A. radio show that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby North West was ugly and needed a wax job.

Kanye exploded calling Rivers every name in the book and now Kim says she is so mad she could spit nails.

Kim said that the comedian who looks like a space creature from the planet Craptune has become one of the most hate-filled, evil, vile plastic looking bitches on the face of the Earth.

Kardashian added that the reason Joan is so nasty is because the cellulite which she has on her tongue is interfering with her speech process and it is now starting to affect what little brain the Loch Mess Monster (sic) had.

SIDENOTE: Kim's mother Kris Kardashian-Jenner has said that if she ever happens to run into the venom-spewing rattlesnake she will kick her ass until all of the botox falls out of her lips.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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