Written by Al N.

Saturday, 1 March 2014

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These "children" are actually 20 and 21 years old.

New York, NY Woody Allen's publicist has just announced that Allen's wife, the former Soon-Yi Previn, will undergo massive plastic surgery to make her look like she is seven years old again.

"Soon-Yi lived on the streets of Vietnam for many of her formative years and needs a chance to relive those years in a happy way," spoke Allen.

Allen's publicist denied that the surgery has anything to do with allegations that Allen is obsessed with elementary school girls. She also insisted that Allen's plan to open a daycare for Soon-Yi so she can meet more 7-year-olds also has nothing to do with pedophilia.

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