Taylor Swift Releases Latest Concert Rider Demands

Funny story written by Al N.

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

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For particularly upsetting break-ups, an ice cream truck must be provided for Ms. Swift.

Nashville, TN Taylor Swift's new concert rider has a few new items besides the usual Twizzlers, Starbucks Caramel Lattes, Chocolate Milk, Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip and Chocolate Brownies and Chocolate Chocolates, assorted vegetables, various cheeses including cottage, 1 bag frozen edamame, a case of Smart Water, and more.

New items on the rider include:

-8 young local girls to squeal with delight when they see Taylor, and 5 to gush and tell Taylor how much they love her, and 2 aspiring singers to tell Taylor what an inspiration she is to them.

-No mention of Tina Fey or Michael J. Fox or the Grammy for Best Album is permitted.

-Young local boy to meet with Ms. Swift, sweep her off her feet, and then dump her the next day so she can write a song about it.

These demands are subject to change as Ms. Swift becomes more diva-like

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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