Julianne Hough Confesses That She Still Misses Ryan Seacrest

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 26 February 2014

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Julianne has said that as far as she is concerned Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest hung the moon.

LOS ANGELES - Now that American Idol has returned to its live telecasts, Julianne Hough has said that she really and truly misses her ex-boyfriend and the host of American Idol Ryan Seacrest.

The 25-year-old dancer said that she tried to get back with "Peaches" but he told her that he was much to busy to give her the love and affection that a sexy, sultry, vibrant woman like her requires.

The star of the motion picture Rock of Ages even told Ryan that if he were to take her back that she would cut back on her party girl ways and concentrate totally on making him happy and cooking him his favorite dish Sweet and Sour Enchiladas.

Julianne recently talked with her brother Dancing With The Star's Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and he told her that he can't believe that she let such a great guy get away.

SIDENOTE: Derek pointed out to his sister that Ryan is poised to become the next Dick Clark and as a result he will end up making more money than Hugh Hefner, Jack Nicholson, Whoopi Goldberg, and Ke$ha all put together.

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