Joan Rivers Says No To Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 27 December 2013

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Joan Rivers shown without any makeup crossing Broadway Street in New York City

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers prides herself in being known as the Queen of Mean. And she has certainly demonstrated that she has some big far reaching claws on many occasions.

The 80-year-old comedian was recently asked by the producers of the hit dance show Dancing With The Stars to join the cast for the upcoming season.

Rivers informed the producers that she would have to turn down their offer.

When she was asked why she replied that she cannot stand the old fogey British judge Len Goodman who knows about as much about modern dance as Paris Hilton knows about humility.

Rivers then added that if she were to appear on the show she is certain that the first time that Goodman The Grouch made a sarcastic negative remark about her she would have jumped up on the judges table and bit him on his bulbous nose.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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