Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 26 February 2014

image for Alec Baldwin Says He's Never Ever Talking To The Media Again - Yeah Right, And Kirstie Alley Will Never Ever Eat Another Cookie
The news media says there is no actor in America who is more hated than Alec Baldwin.

NEW YORK CITY - Alec Baldwin has received many awards but his biggest one is the one the news media bestowed upon him, The Biggest Egomaniacal Jerk In The USA.

Baldwin, who is 55 going on 15, seems to think that he is the greatest actor since Julius Caesar.

Redwood Fingerboo, a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle recently said that Alec The Bore is just darn lucky he lives in the USA and not in some other country where he would have already swallowed several reporter's cameras by way of his ears.

The adult version of Justin Bieber has said that he will no longer talk to any publication or member of the press.

Fingerboo remarked that he has a big picture of that. He then said that Baldwin making that kind of a remark is sort of like the overly plumpish Kirstie Alley saying that she will never again eat another cookie.

Like they say down in Hot Springs, Arkansas..."That dog won't hunt."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
49 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more