Justin Bieber Wants To Buy A House In Atlanta - The City Says No Way Bubba!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

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Buckhead, Georgia was the scene of a fierce Civil War battle.

ATLANTA - Justin Bieber is finally realizing that all of his brattiness has finally exploded in his pop star face.

Bieber recently expressed a desire to live in the South and he decided that Atlanta would be a good place to lay down roots.

But after looking at homes in the exquisite Buckhead neighborhood he has gotten a very rude awakening.

The Buckhead Neighborhood Alliance has given the Canadian problem child a resounding "No! No! No! and Hell No!"

BNA president Liddie Lou Hornholtz said that there is no way that they will allow an irresponsible, law-breaking, drug-doing, punk, like Justin Bieber to reside in their wonderfully pleasant community.

Mrs. Hornholtz said that with JB's history of speeding they would have to add thousands of speed bumps to keep the Canadian troublemaker from acting like he was at The Indianapolis 500.

SIDENOTE: Justin reportedly responded by saying that he promises that if they let him move to Buckhead he will not speed, drink, do drugs, or cavort with lewd, shameless women.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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