Ophrah Finally Fails to Appear on Her "O Magazine" Cover

Written by Wumf

Saturday, 8 February 2014

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One of the possible cover shots for O Magazine cover

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Ophrah Winfrey, whose "O Magazine" has been published since 2000, will finally take herself off the cover next month. Since the magazine's inception, she alone has been featured on every single monthly cover, except for two: one where she posed with Michele Obama and another where she posed with Ellen DeGeneres.

Sources say that after 13+ years, Ophrah decided to look around at whom else she might feature on the cover of her popular magazine besides herself. In next month's magazine, her long-time boyfriend of 28 years, Stedman Graham, will be on the cover, holding a large photograph in a gold embossed frame of none other than - Ophrah!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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