Justin Bieber Arrested For Lewd Behavior With Teddy Bear

Funny story written by Moose

Friday, 24 January 2014

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Poor Ted

Justin Bieber has been arrested in Miami for performing a lewd act on a teddy bear.

Bieber, 19, was arrested in Dallas TX early today, according reports. The police stopped him when his head was observed bobbing up and down in his Little Tykes Smerf Mobile.

Mr. Bieber tried to escape, but he wasn't able to peddle fast enough. Dallas Police Chief Barry Cade told your fearless reporter.

Mr. Bieber's mug shot clearly shows him with brown fuzz on his chin, nose and cheeks. The teddy bear was observed with a smile on its face.

Bieber later tweeted, saying "I M a Plushie. LOL OMG WTF BBQ ASAP COB TMI BFD DHM CUL8R".

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