Demi Moore Lashes Out At Ashton Kutcher's New Girlfriend Mila Kunis

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 16 December 2013

HOLLYWOOD - After a year of prolonging her divorce to Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore finally gave in and granted her boy toy husband his divorce

An unnamed source said that the 51-year-old Moore was convinced to finalize the divorce by her former husband Bruce Willis, who is the father of Demi's three quasi-attractive daughters Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah.

Moore had wanted the divorce to drag on and on because she knew that once the divorce was final, Ashton, 35, would jump at the opportunity to marry his cute, little, Russian girlfriend Mila Kunis, who is 30.

Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View has stated on several occasions that he has never known an older woman who was more jealous of a younger woman than Demi is of Mila.

Demi has made it a point to tell her friends that Kunis is only after Kutcher's money.

She said that once she gets her claws into him and they get married she will probably dump him like she dumped that loser Macaulay Culkin.

SIDENOTE: Demi Moore insists that she doesn't wish Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis any bad luck but added that if Mila got kidnapped by space aliens that would be perfectly okay with her.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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