Jessica Simpson Desperate To Get Married May Consult A Voodoo Woman

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 8 December 2013

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Jessica has stated that she is fed up with playing the 'Waiting Game.'

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson is 33, and she has told some of her intimate friends that she has become extremely desperate to get married.

Simpson recently met with Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle at a Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Redondo Beach.

She expressed the fact that she probably has one of the longest engagements in the history of engagements.

The Dukes of Hazzard movie star remarked that she knows exactly how Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston feel since both women are in the same exact boat - The Waiting Boat.

Jessica confessed to Miss Chipotle that she is seriously considering going down to Lake Charles, Louisiana and meeting with the world-famous voodoo woman, Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette.

She has heard nothing but good things about Madam Lafayette and she hopes that the Louisiana native can cast a spell on her fiancé Eric Johnson that will get his hesitating butt to the alter.

SIDENOTE: Simpson has said that money is no object and she has told one of her BFF's that if she is not Mrs. Eric Johnson by Valentine's Day then she will toss Eric to the curb and find someone else who will marry her.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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