First Gay Bigamist Sentenced to Five Years!

Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

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Seattle Washington citizen Howard Lindsey has become the first gay married male to be charged with bigamy.

Lindsey, who married Allen Balls earlier this year apparently had already married ten other guys the four previous months and three of them were used in the case against him.

Lindsey used other names and addresses where he had post offices boxes in Seattle and married the guys in Olympia.

A spokesman for the jury which had taken four hours to decide the fate of Lindsey said that the weeping men were all heartbroken after they found out that he was not the only wife of "Howie".

"It was heartbreaking to hear those three guys and the others could not even testify because of their "nerves being shot'. This man is a brute and needs some time in prison but I hope they're careful about who's in the same cell with him. I hope it's a seven foot gay Neanderthal!"

Meanwhile a couple other men found out about Lindsey from the newspaper photos and reported him to the police.

"He didn't actually marry me", stated one who wouldn't give his name. "He left me standing before the judge and never showed up...after all we had been through together!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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