Amazan to use delivery Drones

Written by Auntie Jean

Thursday, 5 December 2013

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Amazan has completed tests in non nuclear delivery Drones. These will have to be controlled by Military bases in Texas for security reasons.

Already used in secret by Father Christmas, the Drones will not be heavily armed at first until safety issues have been resolved. During tests some of the Drones were shot down over Detroit where they were being constantly attacked with BB guns.

Extracts from President Obama's forthcoming autobiography, "Do you wanna boogie?" will be delivered by Drone to every home in the U.S. People ordering Turkeys for Thanksgiving etc. will be surprised to see the birds flying behind the Drones but when the Drone and Turkey dock at the home the Drone will kill, prepare and instantly cook the bird.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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