When Miley Cyrus was about nine she was so busy she had forgotten all about Halloween and found that she had no costume. So her Mom, Tish, got out her own clothes and told her to go as her Mom.
She said her mom had waited up late. "Daddy was always on the road".
"When I did come home there wasn't much candy in my bag but my eyes were stained and my cheek red.".
Asked what had happened by her Mom, "I explained that I was dressed as my mother and began telling them all the things she had been saying around the house the past year. A lot of it concerned the neighbors."
So she got some candy but most just slammed the door in her face after she related something her Mom had said.
"I also got a slap from one Tish was really down on. I would have settled for Charlie Brown's rock."
Poor Miley Cyrus. These days she could dress up in a string bikini and two cotton balls.
This is Harold Smyth for $tar$.
