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Funny story: Boris Johnson reveals exercise regime

Boris Johnson reveals exercise regime

This week, Prime Minister Boris Johnson was photographed doing a press-up to show how fit and healthy he is, despite his appearance. The PM's personal trainer, Geoff Ym, revealed exclusively to The Spoof the entire exercise regime he puts the PM thro...

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Funny story: Ian Curtis workout video released after 40 year wait

Ian Curtis workout video released after 40 year wait

It's the exercise video that nobody thought would get released. Before he died, Joy Division's lead singer Ian Curtis recorded a thirty-minute exercise routine compiled from live performances where he shows how he keeps in shape. Entitled "Ian Cur...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Does a Total Three-Sixty

Nashville Man Does a Total Three-Sixty

Discontented with life as usual, Bertram Harvest of Nashville, Tennessee, did a total about-face, followed by another, ending up in precisely where he had started. “What goes around comes around,” said Harvest. “In this case, it was me.” Accord...

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Funny story: Are You Fit for the Cross? Nashville Church Launches Christian CrossFit

Are You Fit for the Cross? Nashville Church Launches Christian CrossFit

"Are you fit for the Cross?" is the motto of the new fitness program known as Christian CrossFit, which largely entails hauling a six-foot-tall wooden cross up a hill in high heat. "You get a real workout, and you also get to appreciate the sacrif...

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Funny story: Desperate FDA Classifies Going Outside as Exercise

Desperate FDA Classifies Going Outside as Exercise

Desperate to combat rising rates of chronic disease in an increasingly sedentary indoor culture, the Food and Drug Administration has officially classified 'going outside and remaining there for at least 30 seconds' as exercise. "It's something th...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Injures Himself during Meditation

Nashville Man Injures Himself during Meditation

"I knew I wasn't in the greatest shape," said Justin Toler of Nashville, Tennessee, "but meditation is just sitting there. I thought I could handle that okay." Unfortunately, that proved not to be the case. According to Toler, he arrived at Breath...

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Funny story: Woman Becomes Personal Trainer Even Though She Has No Hands

Woman Becomes Personal Trainer Even Though She Has No Hands

A woman has astonished her tutors after enrolling on a course to become a Personal Trainer and passing it with flying colors just six months later - all without the benefit of hands! The woman, about whom very little is known, appears in an online...

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Funny story: Desperate FDA Classifies Anxiety as Exercise

Desperate FDA Classifies Anxiety as Exercise

Desperate to counter skyrocketing rates of mental illness and plummeting rates of physical activity, the Food and Drug Association has officially classified anxiety as exercise. "It really does get the heart rate up at times," said FDA Commissione...

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Funny story: Desperate FDA Classifies Riding Electric Scooters as Exercise

Desperate FDA Classifies Riding Electric Scooters as Exercise

Desperate to boost exercise rates, the Food and Drug Administration capitalized on the soaring popularity of electric scooters as an alternative means of transportation and formally classified riding the scooters as exercise that will count toward th...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Prioritizes His Health By Switching from Sprite to Canada Dry

Nashville Man Prioritizes His Health By Switching from Sprite to Canada Dry

After being forced to undergo bypass surgery to address his advanced heart disease, 48-year-old Christian Casey of Nashville, Tennessee, decided it was time to make some real changes to his diet, including switching from drinking Sprite to Canada Dry...

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Funny story: Skipping Great Exercise - and Mood-Booster, Too!

Skipping Great Exercise - and Mood-Booster, Too!

According to the latest research, skipping should no longer be considered the exclusive purview of children; it offers substantial health benefits for adults as well - and not only that, can be a terrific mood-booster. "Grownups who've been holdin...

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Funny story: United States Boasts Skyrocketing Exercise Rates - In Futility

United States Boasts Skyrocketing Exercise Rates - In Futility

While less than 25 percent of Americans are getting the recommended amount of most forms of exercise, exercise rates are no less than skyrocketing in one particular area: futility. Kent Bellow, CEO of pharmaceutical giant Smerck & Co., applaud...

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Funny story: Nazis Sponsoring Nordic Walking Exercise Equipment?

Nazis Sponsoring Nordic Walking Exercise Equipment?

A TV advertisement for a 'Nordic Walking' exercise machine involving several supremely fit-looking individuals whose healthy, energetic and confident demeanor resembled that of some sort of 'Master Race', has attracted the attention of a man in Tapon...

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Funny story: FDA Urges Americans to Keep Health Goals Aspirational

FDA Urges Americans to Keep Health Goals Aspirational

With the New Year and its associated array of resolutions fast approaching, the Food and Drug Administration has urged Americans contemplating losing weight and getting in shape to keep their health and fitness goals aspirational. “People have the...

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Funny story: HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

Shrugging off warnings about heat exhaustion, dehydration, and running being hard on the joints, a small but committed sector of the American population continue to cling to their obsession with extreme sports, like jogging and power-walking. “It'...

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Funny story: Man breaks new year's resolution

Man breaks new year's resolution

Donald Smith of Basingstoke has broken his only new year's resolution in only one day. The Office worker claimed that he wanted to get fit, and joined a gym, paying more than £1,500 for the year's membership, but the chap told us that it is now 17...

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Funny story: Trump vows to undo Michelle Obama's policies to "Make America Eat Again"

Trump vows to undo Michelle Obama's policies to "Make America Eat Again"

Through the majority of his campaign, Donald Trump fired up much his supporters with vows to undo many of defining policies of President Obama's administration, policies such as Obamacare, international agreements, & not jailing Hillary Clinton.

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