Rush Limbaugh Announces What He's Getting Everyone On His Christmas List

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 2 December 2013

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Limbaugh said he defnitely will not be giving anyone on his Christmas list money.

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh may look like Jolly Old Saint Nick but don't let the big old beer gut fool ya, deep down inside he is more like Ebenezer Scrooge.

At least that is what his wife recently told Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show when she and Rush made an appearance.

Ellen asked the GOP mouthpiece if he had already done his Christmas shopping. He looked at her like a cow looking at a fence gate (confused as hell).

He then said that he wanted to reveal on her show exactly what he would be getting everyone on his Christmas list.

"All righty then, go for it Tubs," Ellen said jokingly

"Tubs?" Limbaugh asked angrily. He then added, "Your mama."

"Okay Lard Ass, we're even now." DeGeneres fired back.

Mrs. Limbaugh grabbed her husband's arm and said, "Relax hon, remember she's a girl."

Limbaugh let out a big guffaw and replied, "Oh no she's not Cupcake, don't you read the tabloids - she's the hubby in her marriage."

Ellen turned as red as a New Orleans fire truck and did not say a word.

Limbaugh then said that for Christmas he was going to get everyone on his Christmas list a copy of the CD, A Collection of Amish Dance Tunes.

"What?" Mrs. Limbaugh yelled out.

"You heard me Bunny Feet, that CD is one of the best ones I have ever heard."

Ellen grinned and remarked, "Your Amish mama Chubby Chump."

Mrs. Limbaugh stood up and gave Ellen a high five and remarked, "Ditto!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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