Jennifer Aniston Admits She Still Despises Angelina Jolie

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 30 October 2013

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Jennifer Aniston says that she has never disliked anyone more than she does Angelina "The Husband Snatcher" Jolie.

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Aniston appeared on The View and Barbara Walters asked her point blank if she still harbored any ill-feelings towards Angelina Jolie for stealing her then husband Brad Pitt away from her back in 2005.

Aniston did not miss a beat as she replied that she does and she cannot help but despise Jolie for waltzing right in like she owned the place and wrecking her marriage.

Jennifer pointed out that her and Brad were as happy as Wynonna Judd and Kirstie Alley at a pastry shop when the husband-stealing Angie messed things up all to hell.

America's sweetheart said that even though it has already been eight years she would still love to kick the big-lipped Jolie in her melancholy caboose.

She added that if Jolie was being chased by a hungry tiger she would cheer for the tiger.

Barbara Walters giggled and gave her a high five

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