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Thursday, 7 November 2013

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According to an old list found in her garbage can several years ago, these were the least favorite attractions of Miley Cyrus while working with Disney.

1. The Magic Condom

2. Chief Crazy Bear's Jamboree

3. The Great Hall of Mullets

4. Sliding Down Wet, Slick Rush Limbaugh Water Slide

5. Tasting authentic recycled former astronaut piss

6. Mace Mountain

7. "Kiss The Geek On The Beak Booth"

8. Watching the Dancing Chickens do the hot-footed Turkey Trot.

9. It's A Mall, Mall, Mall, Mall World

10. Shaking Hands With A Real Star (Usually Peewee Herman)

11. The Haunted Manson

12. The Seven Tail-Pinching Dwarfs Fun House

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