Nude Photos of Kim Kardashian Are Discovered In A Storage Unit In Cucamonga

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Friday, 6 December 2013

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Cucamonga Police have the 83 nude photographs in their possession.

CUCAMONGA, California - A manager of a storage unit facility in Cucamonga opened up one of his storage units and was surprised to see what was inside.

Russ Figgford said that since the monthly payment on one of his storage units had not been paid in seven months he decided to break the lock.

He did and he found that the storage unit was filled with about 17 boxes.

As he went through them, he found lots of clothes, shoes, underwear, and cosmetics.

Figgford said that as he opened up the 13th box he noticed some photographs. As he looked closer he saw that the photos were nude pictures of Kim Kardashian.

He immediately called the local police who showed up in record time.

A total of nine police officers answered the call to the storage unit facility.

The officers took all of the nude pictures and told Mr. Figgford that the nude photos were being marked as exhibits 1 through 83.

SIDENOTE: A call was made to Kim Kardashian but she did not answer the call.

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