Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 10 August 2013


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Sofia's boobs helped to make her the Most Popular Female in The History of Colombia. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Several entertainment publications have noted that the most popular pair of Tinsel Town breasts belong to the star of Modern Family, Sofia Vergara.

The Colombian bombshell just turned 41, in July and she has already been named the Most Popular Female In The History of Colombia.

Miss Vergara flew down to Bogota where she served as the parade marshal in the city's 1st Annual Sofia Vergara Parade and Carnival Festivities.

While in Colombia Sofia spoke with a reporter with the country's National News Agency, Hola.

She was asked how she enjoyed living and working in the United States. She replied that it was fantabuloso and that she cannot believe the amount of money they pay her to act silly, show lots of cleavage, and speak with a Colombian accent.

Sofia was asked about her award-winning tata's (boobs). She giggled and said that just last week she had them insured for $2 million each.

The reporter told her that he had never touched a pair of boobs that were insured for $4 million.

Vergara grinned and told him that if he tried anything funny she would bite his hand.

He then asked her if she would marry him. She laughed and told him that she would put him on the list.

The reporter was thrilled until she told him that he was number 16,701.

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