The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 5 September 2013

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Sofia was recently voted the most popular person in all of South America. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Sofia Vergara, who plays a sensuously lascivious trophy wife on the hit sitcom Modern Family has just been named as the highest paid actress on television.

The 41-year-old buxom babe, whose bra size is a stunning 32-F recently said on The Viagra View that she gets an average of four movie scripts per week.

Ms. Vergara revealed that she makes $30 million a year. She said that she gets offers to do all kinds of advertisements for everything from feminine hygiene products to automobiles.

The Colombian-born bombshell stated that she just learned that her Sofia Vergara Inflatable Doll has just become the biggest selling inflatable doll in the history of inflatable dolls.

She giggled when she said that she was given 20 of the dolls by the manufacturer and she will be giving them out as Christmas presents to her close friends.

She pointed out that her Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Doll literally flies off the shelves as soon as they are stocked.

And she proudly added that her Sofia Vergara Action Figure Doll is the number one doll on the entire European continent as well as in Asia and of course South America.

SIDENOTE: Sofia is currently negotiating with a company in Beverly Hills that will be manufacturing her very own Sofia Vergara Big Mamacita Bras.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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