Julianne Hough Talks About Her Breakup With Ryan Seacrest

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 23 August 2013

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Julianne is still devasted at being dumped by Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest.

MARINA DEL REY, California - Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest were together for almost two years.

The couple was seen all up and down the California coast from San Francisco down to Santa Barbara and from Los Angeles down to San Diego.

And for those couple of years everywhere that Ryan went Julianne was sure to follow. In fact Julianne's brother Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars fame used to jokingly say that Julianne was the little lamb and Ryan was Mary.

Julianne used to refer to Ryan by his nickname "Peaches" and Ryan used to call Julianne "Muffin."

But then as often happens in so many Tinsel Town relationships the two began spending more and more time apart from each other.

Seacrest would be off working on American Idol and Hough would be off shopping on Rodeo Drive and getting her hair done at FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon.

Julianne even joked to her friend Dee Dee Southflower that she used to see the landscapers more than she would see Ryan.

And then one day Ryan came home from a trip to Austin, Texas and he informed Julianne that he was breaking up with her.

He told her that he wanted her and her things out of his mansion by 3 p.m. the next day.

Julianne was shocked. She regained her composure and told him that she was taking Pickles their cat. Ryan replied that Pickles was staying with him.

She then said that she was taking Rover their dog and again Ryan said that Rover was staying with him.

An upset Julianne then said that she was taking Ollie the ostrich and Ryan replied that Ollie could go with her but pointed out that the ostrich house would stay with him.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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