A man In Kuala Lumpur Can't Care Less About The Royal Baby

Funny story written by Aittakalla Omar

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

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Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. -Following the very normal and unimportant event of the newly born baby in England, all media and news agencies scratched the limit of their limited imagination to come up with a different headline to this tedious silly no big-deal story.

A graduate student in Kuala Lumpur stated that he spent the whole day trying his best to care about this story coming out from the west, however his efforts proven fruitless. By 10 pm, Yaan Omar stopped trying.

'Am I supposed to care about some new baby in the other half of the world?' Yann remarked while conducting a phone interview with the magazine. 'Nobody is required to give a sh*t about all the 357,000 babies born today, and defiantly I am not supposed to care about one of those newly hopeless babies, that's why they have parents that will care about them so I don't have to', Yaan added.

The young man in Kuala Lumpur come to accept that his lack of caring is natural and he just need to live with it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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