Honey Boo Boo's Mama Says She Doesn't Weigh 400 Pounds Anymore

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

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June Shannon says that she can eat a whole slab of barbecue baby back ribs all by herself in just under 3 minutes.

McIntyre, Georgia - June "Mama" Shannon recently talked to Yippee-Ki-Yay magazine and said that she has lost quite a bit of weight lately.

The mother of the infamous little Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson) star of her own hit reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo said that she is as happy as a boa constrictor at a possum party.

June The Moon, as her gay brother-in-law Marvin Lee "Uncle Poodle" Thompson calls her, remarked to Y-K-Y's Buck Yazoo that she really hasn't gone on an "official" diet or anything organized like that.

She said that she has just kinda cut back on the volume of her food intake.

When asked to explain she said that for instance instead of eating six blueberry muffins with her dinner meal she now only eats four.

She pointed out that instead of drinking eight 12-ounce cans of Pepsi Cola a day, now she only drinks six.

When asked how much weight she has lost she got a bit offended and said that a gentleman does not ask a Southern lady anything about her weight unless it's to match her weight in dollars.

"Mama" Shannon did say that she will admit that she no longer weighs 400 pounds.

SIDENOTE: Buck Yazoo asked her what her goal is. She said that it's to lose enough weight to be able to go to Walmart and look semi-normal.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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