Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 20 June 2013

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sky Tower Pictures has just announced that Nina Dobrev and Keira Knightley will soon be starring in a Tico Scallavini production.

Scallavini informed the Hollywood press that the movie is titled The English Muffins. He noted that it is an erotic spy thriller that is based on the book of the same name by noted erotica author Margarita Dunsidipple of Dublin, Scotland.

In the movie Nina will portray the infamously sensuous Danish spy Portia Tinkerhouse and Keira will be starring as the notorious underground Icelandic freedom fighter Cheryl Bossanova.

The two pretend to be British strippers and adopt the code name The English Muffins.

Brad Pitt will be starring as English Major Winston Messerschmitt, who ends up falling in love with both Tinkerhouse and Bossanova unbeknownst to the other.

Without giving away too much of the plot Major Messerschmitt ends up getting both women pregnant and he learns that they actually know each other and so he decides to move to the jungles of Indonesia.

The film will be shot on location in Walla Walla, Washington which looks very much like Liverpool, England where the story takes place.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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