Rosie O'Donnell Says If She Wasn't Happily Married She'd Hit On Shakira

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Thursday, 20 June 2013

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Michelle is quite the baker as she baked her and Rosie's wedding cake.

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell appeared on The Viagra View and was asked by co-host Larry King how her new marriage was going.

Rosie smiled and said that if she was any happier it would probably be illegal.

She then reflected on her past and how she has had so many relationships and how her present wife Michelle Rounds is the love of her life, the woman of her dreams, and the donut to her hot dog.

King laughed and told her that he had never heard it put that way. Rosie said she just calls 'em like she sees 'em.

Larry then asked her if this wife was going to be her wife forever.

O'Donnell brushed back her hair and said that she thinks that it is time that she settles down and stops playing the lesbionic dating game.

"Are you positively sure?" King asked her. And Rosie replied by saying that she was sure. She then noted however, that if she was not happily married she would hit on Shakira like a male puppy on a human leg.

In A Related Story. To view semi-nude photos of Michelle Rounds go to www.michelleroundsmmm-mmm.hot.

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