Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 7 July 2013

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Russell says that Scarlett Johansson absolutely has it all. (Photo taken by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has stated that he has just been approached by executives with Tri-Moon Pictures about starring in a film with the gorgeously sexy Scarlett Johansson.

Brand, the ex-husband of Katy Perry told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickler that working with the sultry Johansson has been his ongoing fantasy.

If all goes well the two would star in the Salvo Classacotti film The Voracious Vampires of Vienna.

In the movie Brand and Johansson are a married Bohemian vampire couple who move to the United States and open up a drive-thru blood bank in Baltimore.

Rusty, as ex-wife Katy Perry called him, told Tickler that whenever he thinks about starring opposite Miss Johansson his nether region gets all tingly and bubbly.

He giggled and admitted that he feels just like he did when he was a 14-year-old British laddy sitting in Miss. Lola "Legs" Hickenham's English class back in Grays, Essex, England.

Russell confessed that he will do whatever it takes to get the part, short of kidnapping the evil Omarosa.

He took a sip of his bottled water and said that he would be so honored to work with Miss Scarlett that he would give her 90 percent of his salary.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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