Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 25 June 2013

image for Sharon Osbourne Denies She Was Caught Underneath The Santa Monica Pier With Russell Brand
Sharon Osbourne is 60, but she says she actually looks 58. (Photo taken by Rico Chorizo).

SANTA MONICA - The latest celebrity musings coming out of the Left Coast rumor mills state that Sharon Osbourne was caught in the clutches of a much younger man.

And that younger man is none other than British subject Russell Brand.

Celebrity Globe Magazine reports that the 60-year-old Mrs. Osbourne and the 38-year-old Brand were spotted below the Santa Monica Pier engaged in what one unnamed witness described as a bit of sand frolicking.

When contacted by CGM reporter Gibraltar Yukon Mrs. Osbourne replied that the two were in fact together but they were on top of the pier sitting and talking on a pier bench and not below it engaging in some beach vavavooming.

Meanwhile Russell commented to Mr. Yukon that he has only met Mrs. Osbourne once and that was at a crumpet and chips shop in Pimlico, England back on March 17, 2009.

SIDENOTE: Celebrity Globe Magazine will speak to some unnamed witnesses and bring you more details on the Osbourne-Brand relationship.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
54 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more